“Glory, Loot, and Very Questionable Health Plans”
“Join the Totally Insane Capsuleers (TICER). We offer competitive pay in loot, guaranteed early retirement (in flames), and all the recycled rum you can stomach. No experience required — just a strong tolerance for stupidity, explosions, and questionable leadership. Apply today. Die tomorrow. At least you’ll die laughing.”
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